Do you ever google your own name?
I did it last night. I was inspired by the word on the street that my picture showed up in the midst of a "Blush Nightclub" google search. Rumor has it that a picture from this here blog showed up among the images. Yes, my picture was in the midst of a plethora of pictures of girls wearing next to nothing. Google if you like, but I didn't see it. I think she was fooling me with that story. If you go there to check, I'm going to know you were just wanting to see nearly naked girls and I will judge you for it.
But that's how I ended up google-ing my name.
I'm not as big of a narcissist as it made me sound.
Having a name like Jonni, I figured this bloggy blog would show up. Since my mom spelled my name wrong (as in phonetically-challenged) I didn't expect to see it anywhere else. I was wrong. If you're not catching on, Jonni rhymes with BALONEY in my case.
I tried my maiden name first. My very favorite thing to pop up was the question...
(hint - look for the big blue star)
Yeah. Hardy har har har.
I've been fighting the whole Johnny thing for years.
When I turned 18, I got paperwork saying I had to sign up for the draft. That was a confusing mess to try to get out of!
And, yo - that's not my Facebook page either in case you were wondering.
But lookie lookie at what popped up under my name results!
Apparently, in the future, I am going to finally get big boobs.
Really big boobs.
If I had those, I would have guaranteed my permanent spot in Google Images for Blush.
Or maybe I'll be an investigator fighting crime.
I look pretty tough.
But some people think a little less of Jonni.
Or maybe people think a little LESS THAN JONNI.
That second one is the thought I'm going with.
And that is the story of Jonni & the Google.
I know you are fascinated.
I also know you are super duper thrilled that I bothered with this post.
You're probably wondering why you are still reading.
I would be.
But there is one very important lesson to learn in all of this and here it is:
If Google says it... it simply must be true.
Do you ever Google your own name?