Somehow, Michael has become a huge Chuck Norris fan.
I asked him what it is he likes about Chuck Norris and he gave me a blank stare.
I asked him if it was the jokes and he said, "Wait... there's jokes?"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
This is what arrived in my email inbox from Michael a few days ago.